Why I hate the rubber boot fad

Today it rained. Generally i don't mind the rain but as of late I have began to hate it. It has nothing to do with rain as itself but with what people do when it rains. What i can't stand is when girls wear rubber boots as a fashion fad. I get it you are trying to be ironic with a hint of "look at me I'm quirky and fun" but seriously it looks stupid. My biggest issue with them stems from the fact that as i kid i wore rubber boots all the time but for a much different reason. See when i wore rubber boots it was because i was going to have to walk through some serious pits consisting of a mixture of mud and cow feces, with some goat feces sprinkled on top. The purpose of the boots was to make sure i don't lose my foot or other shoes i would be wearing in that situation(barring rubber boots didn't exist) in that pit. So unless you are doing something of that nature(and no walking through puddles while perusing the streets of eugene does not count) then don't wear rubber boots. Its getting up there with uggs as far as dumb things that won't go away. I believe kanye West said it best "is it just me or do them uggs got girls feet looking like sheepskin rugs?" (gettin it in, off an old jadakiss album). I used to have a sheepskin rug at my house(or maybe it was supposed to be a blanket) and i remeber it being the shittiest looking thing we had laying around. If i see a girl walking around with either rubber boots or uggs(i seriously feel dumber just by saying that word) i almost immediately lose interest. thank you fashion people for ruining rain and sheep.