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Kattherine Heigl?

ok so recently i stumbled upon this post http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2007/12/katherine-heigl-hates-jews . Ok so get over the picture and read the words because I think it raises a serious question. After publically dissing the only good movie she has ever been in(i think of the wringer as ok) now can society officially dissown katherine heigl? She no longer poses any sort of value to movies. First off, She is notorius for being a bitch and i think that quote backs that point up. Which is fine plenty of people in hollywood are probably self center and bitchy, but most of those people are at least hot. That's why people still put up with them, but in heigly's case i just don't see it anymore. See exhibit b (see above). Every movie i have seen her in she has done that face and to me there is no look more unappealing. I don't need to know what she is saying to know what that means. It's the chick flick movie go to look and she has perfected it. It is basically saying "oh my god! you are such a shovanistic pig!" Tell me I'm wrong. On top of that she seeces to have a chin during that look only adding to her already fishy disposition. This seems like a more appropriate love interest for her next movie, or her twin you can decide for yourself. Another thing I hate about her is her teeth. Maybe it's just me but it looks like when she smiles there are large gaps evenly throughout her teeth. Its like she had braces and said "look, I don't want to have to floss anymore. So could you make my teeth just a little wider apart then they normally are? that way the stuff that would normally get stuck can just fall through the large gaps." and the orthodontist said "ya, why the hell not." The only thing she seems to have going for her is her large rack. Which often times is all someone needs to stay famous. All I know is she does terrible movies(minus the previously mentioned) and she looks like a fish (i was even able to find a fish with the same teeth) with DD's. We can't find someone more appealing to give stupid movie roles to?

the wrestler in review

so over the weekend i saw the movie the wrestler and this is what i got from it. First off the story was realistic. Wrestlers are often "broke down pieces of meat" once they career ends. This would have made this movie probably pretty eye opening for me if Hogan Knows Best hadn't already showed me this, if his viciously receding hairline while still wrestling hadn't given me a big enough hint. With that being said there are some funny moments of this during the movie(like when his boss was watching porn when he walked into his office, the wrestler side of him would have gone on the intercom and saying "and now entering the checkout counter the great 'I don't lock the door when i watch porn at work'" quickly followed by him singing the 80's classic cherry pie.) Instead he just takes the yelling, weak! Speaking of 80's hair metal, this movie is full of it. Another very realistic touch considering professional wrestling and pro. wrestlers are trapped in the 80's. This movie also features a ton of nudity. Marissa tomei plays an old stripper and is basically naked the whole movie, add that with the occasional Mickey Rourke ass shots and you have an awesome movie to watch when a little kid is sitting two rows in front of you with his parents. The main lesson i got from this movie was that a) reality is pretty boring(why else do you think they script reality tv) and b) at some point in most peoples life they give up on greater things and settle with what is avialable. This was made clear when Tomie's character finally desides to give into Rourke characters "charm?" and be there for him at the end. Too bad 80's hair metal people never settle and Rourke's charater decides he would rather risk dieing doing what he loves, then risk dieing because her(get it because she is a stripper), but once again I already knew that thanks to Brett Brown who even in his 40's still plans to fufil his dream of making a hardcore metal/rap group. Keep on fighting for your dream people from the 80's!!!