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Kattherine Heigl?

ok so recently i stumbled upon this post http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2007/12/katherine-heigl-hates-jews . Ok so get over the picture and read the words because I think it raises a serious question. After publically dissing the only good movie she has ever been in(i think of the wringer as ok) now can society officially dissown katherine heigl? She no longer poses any sort of value to movies. First off, She is notorius for being a bitch and i think that quote backs that point up. Which is fine plenty of people in hollywood are probably self center and bitchy, but most of those people are at least hot. That's why people still put up with them, but in heigly's case i just don't see it anymore. See exhibit b (see above). Every movie i have seen her in she has done that face and to me there is no look more unappealing. I don't need to know what she is saying to know what that means. It's the chick flick movie go to look and she has perfected it. It is basically saying "oh my god! you are such a shovanistic pig!" Tell me I'm wrong. On top of that she seeces to have a chin during that look only adding to her already fishy disposition. This seems like a more appropriate love interest for her next movie, or her twin you can decide for yourself. Another thing I hate about her is her teeth. Maybe it's just me but it looks like when she smiles there are large gaps evenly throughout her teeth. Its like she had braces and said "look, I don't want to have to floss anymore. So could you make my teeth just a little wider apart then they normally are? that way the stuff that would normally get stuck can just fall through the large gaps." and the orthodontist said "ya, why the hell not." The only thing she seems to have going for her is her large rack. Which often times is all someone needs to stay famous. All I know is she does terrible movies(minus the previously mentioned) and she looks like a fish (i was even able to find a fish with the same teeth) with DD's. We can't find someone more appealing to give stupid movie roles to?

the wrestler in review

so over the weekend i saw the movie the wrestler and this is what i got from it. First off the story was realistic. Wrestlers are often "broke down pieces of meat" once they career ends. This would have made this movie probably pretty eye opening for me if Hogan Knows Best hadn't already showed me this, if his viciously receding hairline while still wrestling hadn't given me a big enough hint. With that being said there are some funny moments of this during the movie(like when his boss was watching porn when he walked into his office, the wrestler side of him would have gone on the intercom and saying "and now entering the checkout counter the great 'I don't lock the door when i watch porn at work'" quickly followed by him singing the 80's classic cherry pie.) Instead he just takes the yelling, weak! Speaking of 80's hair metal, this movie is full of it. Another very realistic touch considering professional wrestling and pro. wrestlers are trapped in the 80's. This movie also features a ton of nudity. Marissa tomei plays an old stripper and is basically naked the whole movie, add that with the occasional Mickey Rourke ass shots and you have an awesome movie to watch when a little kid is sitting two rows in front of you with his parents. The main lesson i got from this movie was that a) reality is pretty boring(why else do you think they script reality tv) and b) at some point in most peoples life they give up on greater things and settle with what is avialable. This was made clear when Tomie's character finally desides to give into Rourke characters "charm?" and be there for him at the end. Too bad 80's hair metal people never settle and Rourke's charater decides he would rather risk dieing doing what he loves, then risk dieing because her(get it because she is a stripper), but once again I already knew that thanks to Brett Brown who even in his 40's still plans to fufil his dream of making a hardcore metal/rap group. Keep on fighting for your dream people from the 80's!!!

it's 4:03

and I am still up! Why did i have to finish off that pizza? Why did i have to sleep in until 1 or 2 everyday? Now i'm in no mans land. It's late, i'm not tired and i have to get up early (naturally). Also, red dragon is one creepy movie that is a stockpile of really good actors, go watch it, just not before bed.

Why I hate the rubber boot fad

Today it rained. Generally i don't mind the rain but as of late I have began to hate it. It has nothing to do with rain as itself but with what people do when it rains. What i can't stand is when girls wear rubber boots as a fashion fad. I get it you are trying to be ironic with a hint of "look at me I'm quirky and fun" but seriously it looks stupid. My biggest issue with them stems from the fact that as i kid i wore rubber boots all the time but for a much different reason. See when i wore rubber boots it was because i was going to have to walk through some serious pits consisting of a mixture of mud and cow feces, with some goat feces sprinkled on top. The purpose of the boots was to make sure i don't lose my foot or other shoes i would be wearing in that situation(barring rubber boots didn't exist) in that pit. So unless you are doing something of that nature(and no walking through puddles while perusing the streets of eugene does not count) then don't wear rubber boots. Its getting up there with uggs as far as dumb things that won't go away. I believe kanye West said it best "is it just me or do them uggs got girls feet looking like sheepskin rugs?" (gettin it in, off an old jadakiss album). I used to have a sheepskin rug at my house(or maybe it was supposed to be a blanket) and i remeber it being the shittiest looking thing we had laying around. If i see a girl walking around with either rubber boots or uggs(i seriously feel dumber just by saying that word) i almost immediately lose interest. thank you fashion people for ruining rain and sheep.

One of the best?

just got through watching the epic, 6(probably never see that many again in my life especially not on ESPN) overtime, battle between Uconn and syracuse which 'cuse won 127-117, but something was missing. While the game was flat out awesome to watch with things like syracuse not leading in at all in 6 overtimes!! until the 6th overtime and a couple freshman and even a walk on players making key plays down the stretch(due to others fouling out) it just wasn't an instant top five game ever for me . It even had the semi-controversial buzzer beater in regulation that was recalled. The only thing it didn't have was a real buzzer beater to either a. win the game or b. send it to another overtime. Instead you just saw a bunch of very tired players playing on fumes and getting enough lucky bounces to win. The thing I truly think was missing(and the main reason I was basically rooting for 'cuse) was that I just didn't truly feel that Uconn wanted it more than anything in the world like I could tell 'cuse did, and that in itself is why I have so much trouble ever rooting for routinely good teams like Uconn. Its not that they don't care( you don't go 6 ots without some passion) but they just seemed like the loss was beneath them. Like they feel they should win every dame easy and because one wasn't they were more like "awwh man now I gotta work a little harder because this lesser team thinks they can hang with us. If we lose this it will make us look really bad." rather than the " Man this is one hell of a game! Both teams are equally deserving but I am never going to back down because I didn't work this hard just to go home to defeat." Its a bit long to the point but hopefully you get the idea.

what's good world

So one thing I think everyone wants to do in their life time is be able to be an ass and have no possible repercussions. It used to be that you would become a radio talk show host, so that if someone wants to kick your ass then at least you have back up from your fans. Then (a good 4 or 5 willeniums(ya its my blog i can reference whatever i want and use double parentheses) later) the internet was invented and that allowed people to create blogs (of course right after they got bored with all the porn on the internet and youtube so a solid 10 to 15 years later) which gave them to right to be cooler then they really are. shortly after that they made the comment section and stuff like twitter which made it possible to be a dick to people being dicks on the internet, and of course say "first" even if you are the 3rd or someone thinking they are clever and putting it like 73rd. All this has led to me making a blog. Enjoy or don't then comment and of course First!